New Peyton Manning Statue Outside Lucas Oil Stadium Features HGH Needle

Today’ Peyton Manning was honored with a statue of himself outside of Lucas Oil Stadium in Indianapolis. But what is featured on the statue may come as a surprise. The giant statue dons a HGH needle in Manning’s neck.

When asked about the needle, Colts owner Jim Irsay said “It was either the needle or a giant “Peyton Played Here” banner”, so we elected the needle since were going to run out of room of useless accomplishment banners.

When asked about the needle, Manning said while looking up at the statue “the needle really pin points everything I owe my career to, no pun intended there.”