Elusive Streaker At Gillette Stadium Has Breakout Game Vs Patriots Defense

Sunday’s Patriots game at Gillette Field was delayed for more than twenty minutes as a streaker broke loose and eluded the New England defense, eventually running for a record 300 yards.

The streaker, a 39-year old man from Roxbury, made several quick moves that had the Patriots defense completely flummoxed.

The streaker eluded several Patriots, running up and down the entire length of the field three separate times. He then ran into the tunnel where he was finally tackled by police. To add to the embarrassment, several Patriots players were called for an illegal “hands to the face” penalty after it was over.

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