After another abysmal performance by the Patriots defense, head coach Bill Belichick has seen enough.
“We’ve decided to trade the entire defense to the Cleveland Browns for a wet mop and some Taylor Swift CD’s. It’s pretty much the only option we have left at this point” said the coach.
The trade seems kind of drastic, but at least the Taylor Swift CD’s won’t as for Vonn Miller money.
After week 4, the Patriots defense ranks dead last in yards per game allowed and points per game allowed. The 128 points allowed by the Patriots through 4 games is the most allowed in team history. Change is coming