After Watching President Trump Shoot Paper Towels, Kevin Durant Makes His Decision

Kevin Durant just saw footage of President Donald Trump shooting paper towels to the folks in Puerto Rico, so he just made his decision.

“After what I just witnessed, I had no choice but to demand my release from Golden State and will be joining the White House staff. Donnie Buckets is a baller and his team is a team I need to be on.”

The move seems sort of drastic, but KD is all about relevancy.